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newly married couple

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Monday, 14 December 2009 06:31

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his
old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,

"Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked
the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer. "
The
wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,

India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
could think of saying was, "Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because the wife interrupted him by saying,

"You want a frozen
glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the
freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The
husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they
have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll
be right
back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened
the
oven and took out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But sweet honey... at
the
bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want
dirty words, cutie pie?... WaNnA ReAd MoRe LoGiN HeRe.............