If the Titanic was made in India.

1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.


2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress,singing in the rain.


3. By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother before the ship sinks


4. It would be seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.


5. The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".
(if you've loved, why die?)


6. The hero, heroine, his mom,dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days survive. The villain will drown in and yet the first drops of water


7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero because he disagrees their relation.

8. None of the people would float for long because of the saris.


9. The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa (Religious hymn) and
ring Gantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.

10. And can you imagine how many times we would hear "BACHAOOOO!!!"?