Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk


10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got
here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-
related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice
Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
your desk:

1. " ... in Jesus' name, Amen."