Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?

Banta: Cockroach

Santa: Kyon?

Banta: Kyonki Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.

Santa baahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Banta: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya kyon nahi?

Santa: Kyon uthaun, 30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai woh kya tera baap

sunega?

A Judge said.. “order... Order.. Order..”

Banta: 1 chicken tandoori, thode chips aur 1 cool drink.

Judge: Shut Up.

Banta: No, don’t bring Shut Up.. I only want 7Up.

Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise kehte hain?”

Santa ne saare pages khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.. “Apne baap ki

aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

Teacher: Delhi me Qutub Minar hai

Banta was sleeping and teacher wakes him up.

Teacher asks: What I said.

Banta: Delhi me kutta bimar hai

Santa ke paas ek kawwa (Crow) tha..

Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..

To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?

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Microsoft

My-Crow-soft. ..

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.

What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister Elder Sister?

Santa: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM MAXIMUM

Banta apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher ka puttar hay

Beta: Papa,teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.