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not quite perfect

Written by GB

Monday, 27 July 2009 04:51

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to
marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you
came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for
the man's opinion.

"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can
hardly notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;
so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can
hardly tell, cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect,just
perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he
was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could
happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her!"