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Written by admin

Monday, 27 July 2009 04:40

An office manager was given the task of hiring an
Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a
stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only
one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around
the conference room table the interviewer asked:

"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the
man replied,"A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head.
There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man (A COLOURED MAN).
"Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ...
that's a very popular cliche? for speed."

He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was
contemplating his reply."Well, out at my dad's FARM, you
step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant.
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third
answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat
the speed of light" He said.
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