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Aur ek kal (Oracle) PDF Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 05 November 2008 05:49
Tongue outAur ek kal (Oracle)Wink
 
Kabh se boot kiya baitha hoon,
P.c. apne pyaar ka.
Kaise type karoon mein lekin,
Password izhaar ka.
Dil ki chaaron drives pe meine,
Janna tujhko search kiya.
Yahoo, yahoo , google , google,
Kitna paisa kharch kiya.
Tere chehre pe gussey ka,
Screensaver jab aata hai.
Mere chehre ka display tabh,
Greyscale ho jata hai.
Jinke link abe toot chuke hai,
Shortcuts who wipe karo.
Apne dil ki init. ora. Mein,
Mere address type karo.
Aakar tekho toh mujhko,
Mein S.Q.L. prompt pe rehta hoon.
Tere login ki chaah main kitne,
Shott/tiger sehtaa hoon.
Chaahat hai tere pyarr ki site,
Raat-din main hack karoon.
Patter dil dady ka tere,
Software bhi crack karoon.
Buddha agar jo maan gaya toh,
Hum connect ho jaayenge.
STG ley server ki ,
Phere phir saat lagaayenge.
Ginti ke bas bache hai baaki,
Mere jeevan key eh pal
Tu jo akar pyaar se chhoo le
Mil jayega (aur-ek-kal)…..
Jai oracle, jai oracle
 

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