A TALK WITH GENIUS

 
 
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took off what were the
                travellers doing?"

Monkey : "Tying their belts"

Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Saying Hello! Goodmorning!"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Checking the system"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Looking for my people"