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Written by admin
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Monday, 28 December 2009 18:15 |
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Main aur mere roommates,
aksar yeh baatain karte hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,
tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta,
tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste..
Main aur mere roommates,
aksar yeh baatain karte hain
Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hai
Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai
Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hain
Moti ( pet ) ki ye haalat,
meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum
Dil kahta hai ki koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo hai use fikwa de,
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai,
logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai -
roommates hai - roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat,
idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......
Sab ko batadein!
Main aur mere roommates, aksar yeh baatain karte hain! |
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Written by admin
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Saturday, 26 December 2009 12:57 |
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A Bihari politician needed a heart transplant.
A lots of blood was required in case of emergency need of his rare type of blood. This blood was nowhere to be found.
Finally, a miser Marwari with matching blood came forward from Marwar, to give this price-less gift for free and to earn some blessings. From Marwar to Patna, all his expenses were bear by Bihari.
Surgery was accomplished with success. Bihari sent a thank you note, a beautiful car, a diamond ring, and tons of political money to the Marwari for his sense of philanthropy.
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Soon after a few months, Bihari had some heart problems and needed blood again for heart surgery.
Marwari was called upon from Rajasthan to Bangalore at his own expense. He came flying, stayed like king, gave the blood again and left.
Bihari was cured, sent a simple "Thank you and may God bless you" note.
Marwari was furious on Bihari's simple thank you act and demanded an explanation why it was such a miserly sense of gratitude from this world famous filthy rich political Bihari now.
Bihari calmly explained, "Ha Bhaia, what I do? I now have Marwari blood in me, remember, you are the one who gave it to me?"
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Saturday, 26 December 2009 12:38 |
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A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and asked, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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Last Updated on Saturday, 26 December 2009 12:51 |
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Written by admin
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Saturday, 26 December 2009 07:58 |
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16.. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.....
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25..... A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
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Friday, 25 December 2009 00:00 |
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Last Updated on Friday, 25 December 2009 11:56 |
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