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Saturday, 03 December 2011 18:17 |
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Santa is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.5 crore.
Here are the questions asked by Amitabh Bachchan:
1. How long was the 100 yr war?
(A) 116
(B) 99
(C) 100
(D) 150
Santa takes audience poll and replies it.
2. In which country are the Panama hats made?
(A) BRASIL
(B) CHILE
(C) PANAMA
(D) EQUADOR
Santa uses phone-a-friend and he is through.
3. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
(A) JANUARY
(B) SEPTEMBER
(C) OCTOBER
(D) NOVEMBER
Santa takes expert advice.
4. The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
(A) CANARY BIRD
(B) KANGAROO
(C) PUPPY
(D) RAT
Santa takes double-dip and somewhere he gets it correct
5. Which of these was King George VI first name?
(A) EDWARD
(B) ALBERT
(C) GEORGE
(D) MANOEL
Santa quits...
If u think you are indeed clever and laughing on Santa's replies, then please write down your answers for the above five questions and check below:
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The Answers are:
1. The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2. The Panama hat is made in Equador
3. The October revolution is celebrated in November
4. Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
5. King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh on Santa again
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Last Updated on Saturday, 03 December 2011 18:20 |
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Saturday, 03 December 2011 18:07 |
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1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..
4. (Anytime)..
Men: At what time do i have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 pm?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most conveniencetime for you to talk.
Women: Anytime. |
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Last Updated on Saturday, 03 December 2011 18:09 |
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Friday, 16 September 2011 12:26 |
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Saturday, 16 April 2011 17:03 |
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Written by admin
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Saturday, 19 March 2011 14:19 |
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Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute
~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
~Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means...
~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other
~Slap on the butt = That's mine
~Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
~Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
***Advice***
*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.*
**If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.** |
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